Reviews

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Monster of the Day #1670I like that the artist did the big skull and then let his 14 and …2017/12/05Reviews
Monster of the Day #1603Wait, there was a D&D nerd hidden away on the Futurama writing staff? Go figure. …2017/07/14Reviews
Monster of the Day #1570Biomechanical monsters aren’t exactly new, but this was nicely done nonetheless. Tweet Pin It2017/05/25Reviews
Monster of the Day #1567I saw three movies in weekends this (sorta) weekend, although two of them were old. …2017/05/22Reviews
Monster of the Day #1425Sorry, guys, yesterday got away from me. Here’s a rather famous ad, one of the …2016/09/01Reviews
Monster of the Day #1410Sorry about yesterday, Imgur was acting wonky and wouldn’t find my photos. This beastie appeared …2016/08/10Reviews
High School Musical A GUEST DISSERTATION (Part 1)HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2006 – Disney Channel, Salty Pictures, First Street Films Directed by Kenny …2016/07/04Reviews
High School Musical A GUEST DISSERTATION (Part 2)ACT TWO We return to East High the next day, only to find that Sharpay …2016/07/04Reviews
High School Musical A GUEST DISSERTATION (Part 3)ACT THREE We return from our commercial break to find Chad harassing Troy in the …2016/07/04Reviews
High School Musical A GUEST DISSERTATION (Part 4)ACT FIVE The next morning, Kelsi is staring glumly at the callback sheet, which has …2016/07/04Reviews
High School Musical A GUEST DISSERTATION (Part 5)FIXING IT IN POST Admittedly, High School Musical is not exactly the normal fare round …2016/07/04Reviews
Our Man Flint: Dead On Target (1976)I was really unprepared for how lousy this was. Not only as a purported sequel …2015/07/04Reviews
Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)John Carradine loved to act. Well, of course he did. Actors do, generally. However, John …2015/05/31B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Fantomas III: The Murderous Corpse (1913)The further I get into things, the want to go into details. Surely interested readers …2015/03/02B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Fantomas II: Juve vs. Fantomas (1913)Click here to read about the previous film, Fantomas in the Shadow of the Guillotine. …2015/03/01B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Fantomas in the Shadow of the Guillotine (1913)Before there was Mabuse, there was Fantômas. The thing about movies is that they haven’t …2015/02/28B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Halloween (1978)I won’t embarrass myself by trying to express the sort of warm human emotions I …2014/11/27B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Swept Away (2003)In one obvious respect, Madonna is an atypical focus for this roundtable. She has, after …2014/08/29B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)1981 was shaping up to be a big year for werewolf fans. Long neglected except …2013/02/25B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Zombi 3 (1988)Zombi 3 is perhaps the most famous film Bruno Mattei is associated with. This might …2012/11/26B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Cruel Jaws (1995)Say what you will, but that title will prove all too accurate. (The film was …2012/08/27B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Steel Justice (1992)Pretty much from the beginning of this site, and thus way back in the days …2012/05/29B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Butterfly (1981)By 1940, the 25 year-old Orson Welles was an established, bona fide wunderkind.  He was …2012/02/28B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Green Arrow (1940) Chapter 1: Prison Bars BeckonBeginning in 1937 with Jungle Menace, Columbia Studios spent nearly 20 years grinding out some of …2011/11/01B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Boom! (1968)When Elizabeth Taylor passed away earlier this year, it marked the loss of one of …2011/08/30B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
GigliIn a Dark Wood Long time, no type. For a while, I had a short …2011/04/11Reviews
Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)Okay, here’s the deal. Once there was a beefcake actor named John Derek. He was …2010/12/24B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
A Roger Corman Double Bill: Swamp Women & AvalancheRoger Corman has been, for nearly six decades now, a successful filmmaker. Indeed, he is …2010/11/29B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Gore Gore Girls (1972)Look at the poster above. This film is advertised as follows: The most horrifying film …2010/10/06Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
Bermuda Depths (1978)Introduced in 1969 by the weakest of the big three networks, The ABC Movie of …2010/08/30B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Blood Feast (1963)This is it, folks. This here is the flick that internet pundits have labeled the …2010/06/07Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
Curse of Bigfoot (1978)How special is this film to me?  Let me quote from my own amazing origin …2010/05/31B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Wizard of GoreIt’s time for Sandy to fess up. I am, in fact, a bonafide fan of …2010/04/18Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
Monster A Go-GoI am a little worried – I really disliked this movie. So much so that …2010/02/21Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
She-Devils on Wheels (1968)Before reviewing this film, I showed it to a pair of my (now) ex-friends and …2010/01/25Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
The Gruesome TwosomeAs many of you know, Ken is not a fan of gory movies, and he …2009/11/29Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
Sting of Death (1965)I’m not very good on either the historical or human relation ends of thing, so …2009/11/22B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Color Me Blood Red: A Guest Review by Sandy PetersenJabootu.net’s coverage has gaping holes. While I may not be entirely able to repair them, …2009/11/03Herschell Gordon Lewis, Reviews
Starcrash (1978)Click on the above banner to gaze upon the Cabal’s collective shame. Note: For those …2009/08/31B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Rocky IV Part 1 (Rocky 1-3 recap)Editorial Note: As I typed up my sixth page of material on Rocky II, intended …2009/06/17B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Rocky IV Part 2Go back to Page 1 of review (Rocky 1-3 recap) As appropriate for a series …2009/06/17B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The KlansmanWelcome, folks, to the B-Masters’ Subculture Roundtable. For my entry, we’ll examine what is really …2009/05/30B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Meteor (1979)It Conquered the World*I Was a Teenage Werewolf*Invasion of the Saucer Men*The Amazing Colossal Man*How …2009/02/28B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
BloodrayneRobbed at the Oscars, I tells ya! This review is dedicated to all the regulars …2009/01/01Reviews
The Conqueror (1956)Editorial Note: Several people have noted in the comments that my intro to this review …2008/11/23Reviews
The Conqueror (1956): Page 2Continued from page 1…. The following day Temujin and Bortai return to camp and survey …2008/11/23Reviews
10.5 Apocalypse Part 1 (2006)Part 1 When last we saw curly-haired and eminently grating heroine / seismologist Samantha Hill …2008/08/27Readers' Forum, TV Shows
Yeti: The Giant of the 20th Century (1977)My pal Steve Billips over at Gangrene Widescreen (welcome to the Cabal, Steve!) has formulated …2008/06/08B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
I Know Who Killed MeThis would normally be a good time to acquaint everyone with Lindsay Lohan’s strange journey …2008/02/11Reviews
Zabriskie Point (1970)While I think my reputation for lambasting hippie movies is a tad exaggerated. I’ve done, …2007/12/31Reviews
Dirty LoveMinor Content Warning: The language in this review is occasionally a bit more risque than …2007/12/03Reviews
Astro-Zombies (1968)Monster movies tend to reflect the general fears of society at that moment. For instance, …2007/10/30Reviews
Hawk the Slayer (1980)We open with a text card that apparently came from a discount bin “Fantasy Movie …2007/10/22Reviews
The Beach Girls and the Monster (1965)Welcome to any new visitors who are dropping by because of the Big B-Movie Roundtable. …2007/07/21Reviews
GlitterPreviews OK! Another musical hits the site! I’m happy to see that our site is …2007/04/18Reviews
Rocky IV Part 3 (1985)Go back to Page 1 of this review (Rocky 1-3 Recap) Go back to Page …2007/03/04B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Under the Cherry Moon (1986)The ’80s was the last great decade for Bad Movies. This is because they appeared …2007/01/01Reviews
Ator, the Fighting Eagle (1982)Some achieve stardom after a long struggle. Others blaze forth like a supernova on the …2006/09/24Reviews
The Navy vs. the Night Monsters (1966)This review is the official Sponsor’s Pick for the month of April 2006, brought to …2006/04/30Reviews
Billy Jack Goes to Washington (1977)This review is the official Sponsor’s Pick (Please imagine a regal trumpet sound right there) …2006/03/31Reviews
Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)I’m sure my fellows in the B-Masters Cabal, more conversant with the history of the …2006/01/15B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Vampire Bats: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2005/11/06Readers' Forum
Horror of Party Beach (1964)While pondering a topic for this current B-Masters’ Roundtable, we decided to forgo the extremely …2005/08/14B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Locusts: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2005/05/01Readers' Forum
Spring Break Shark Attack: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2005/03/27Readers' Forum
The Green Slime (1968)Tweet Pin It2005/03/06B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Stacy’s Knights (1986)aka Double Down, aka The Touch, aka Winning Streak There’s a lot of competition, when …2005/01/02Reviews
Girl in Gold Boots (1968)Well, here we are, again examining one of my favorite Bad Movie genres: the Show …2004/11/30Reviews
Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)Tweet Pin It2004/10/31B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)Editor note: Unfamiliar with the movie this is a sequel to? Click here. First off, …2004/07/03Reviews
Future War (1997)Note: Before anyone feels compelled to write me letters saying I ripped off gags from …2004/04/11B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Trial of Billy Jack (1975)Editorial Note: This review was begun last year (2004, for Visitors from the Future), to …2004/04/11Reviews
The Master Gunfighter (1975)As ponderous and deeply silly as The Master Gunfighter is, it’s a gently graded foothill …2003/12/11Reviews
Body of Evidence (1993)It’s common knowledge that Madonna has lusted after many, uh, things since becoming a pop …2003/12/08Reviews
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)I have a theory. There are two Marlon Brandos, and no, that ain’t a fat …2003/12/04Reviews
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)I’ll confess right off that I’ve always had a soft spot for romantic fantasy. From …2003/10/19Reviews
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)Upon viewing this assembly of stills from the climax (one of them, anyway) of Jaws: …2003/09/27Reviews
Jaws 3-D (1983)[Note: This review follows earlier pieces that examined Jaws and Jaws 2.] Elements Indicative of …2003/09/20Reviews
Jaws 2 (1978)Note: Unlike the fare normally examined at this site, Jaws 2 is not being reviewed …2003/09/13Reviews
Jaws (1975)Before we begin, let me issue fair warning: Caveat Lector. This is the first time …2003/09/05Reviews
Brainiac (1961)Let us give a merry ‘hello’ again to our dear friend, Mr. K. Gordon Murray. …2003/08/29Reviews
The Wizard of Mars (1965)I have a confession to make. As a fairly recent convert to the joy of …2003/08/18Reviews
Boxing Helena (1993)In a court of law, you don’t have to offer conclusive proof that your client …2003/08/18Reviews
Beast of Yucca FlatsSay “Hi!” to obscuro director/actor/screenwriter Coleman Francis. Mr. Francis got his big Movie Cultdom break …2003/08/18Reviews
Cross and the Switchblade (1972)First of all, let me admit that I’m just a little bit uneasy mocking this …2003/08/18Reviews
It’s Alive! (1969)Before we begin, I’d like to give a shout out to the newest member of …2003/06/28B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Creeping Terror (1964)(Link to Andrew’s review at the end of this article.) Plan 9 From Outer Space …2003/04/13Reviews
Wild Women (1951)Click on the above banner to be taken to the Roundtable Supersoaker! A movie trope …2002/12/07B-Masters Cabal, Nuggets
The Forbidden Dance (1990) + Lambada (1990)My thanks to Jabootu’s Minister of Proofing, Mr. Carl Fink, for his efforts here. Due …2002/11/29B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Bad Girls (1994)Spoiler Warning: For the purpose of comparing and contrasting, I will be making references to …2002/11/11Reviews
Tomcats (2001)Tweet Pin It2002/10/21Reviews
Empire of the Ants (1977)I have the sad duty of bidding farewell to two of our roundtable members. For …2002/09/21B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Can’t Stop the Music (1980)Ah, the dear dead 70s, when disco was king. Too bad this movie came out …2002/08/29Reviews
Sheena (1984)Tweet Pin It2002/07/12Reviews
Death Wish 3 (1985)There are certain genre films that are so influential that they become templates for a …2002/06/29Reviews
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)Tweet Pin It2002/05/18B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)I write this review as penance for spending money on this movie and maybe being …2002/02/09Reviews
Super Ninja (1985)Tweet Pin It2002/02/09B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Baywatch Down UnderNote: For the benefit of those who haven’t read Liz’s previous JAG Down Under review, …2002/02/04Reviews
JAG Down UnderI’m not going to pretend that my fellow Cabal member Liz needs an introduction here, …2002/01/15Reviews
Die! Die! Die! (2000)I picked this movie up for two reasons: the title and the name Richard Grieco. …2001/12/19Reviews
Highlander II (1991)Editorial Note: I just want to take the blame for the grainy photos that accompany …2001/12/04Reviews
Fire, Ice and Dynamite (1990)Although we can be pretty cutting here, I think it’s pretty clear that we’re not …2001/11/29Reviews
Battlefield Earth: A Second OpinionHow did this movie get made? It’s a question with many different answers, depending on …2001/11/24Reviews
Prayer of the Rollerboys (1991)Tweet Pin It2001/11/17B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Battlefield Earth (2000)Let me begin by tipping my hat to Ms. Lianna Skywalker (if that is her …2001/11/11Reviews
Clan of the Cave Bear (1986)Ever since the granddaddy of all “cave people” movies, 1942’s One Million B.C., certain precepts …2001/08/29Reviews
Queen of Outer Space (1954)The Movies always told me there’d be days like these, or There was a time …2001/08/17B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1953)Tweet Pin It2001/05/19B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Candy (1969)It’s odd. There are personages who, as I whimsically leap from film to film, remain …2001/04/28Reviews
Bluebeard (1972)It was only a matter of time before we got around again to Richard Burton. …2001/03/31Reviews
Sincerely Yours (1955)Tweet Pin It2001/02/10B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Invisible Ghost (1941)With the advent of a new year (millennium, etc.), this seems an appropriate good to …2001/01/13Reviews
R.O.T.O.R. (1989)Tweet Pin It2000/12/19Reviews
On Deadly Ground (1994)Tweet Pin It2000/12/12Reviews
The Harrad Experiment (1973)The Sex Manifesto for the Free Love Generation —The Advertising Tagline for The Harrad Experiment. …2000/12/04Reviews
Flowers in the Attic (1987)I don’t really know that much about author “V. C. Andrews”. She (he?) wrote a …2000/11/29Reviews
Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)Ok, kiddies, get out your notebooks. It’s time to introduce you to another hallowed name …2000/11/29Reviews
Teenage Zombies (1958)Tweet Pin It2000/11/11B-Masters Cabal, Nuggets
Spiders: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2000/11/04Readers' Forum
Crocodile: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2000/10/29Readers' Forum
Octopus: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2000/10/22Readers' Forum
Street Wars (1992)Tweet Pin It2000/10/06Reviews
Commando Girls (1985)NOTE: After finishing this article, I managed to find this picture on the Internet Movie …2000/08/29Reviews
Reptilicus (1961)Tweet Pin It2000/08/11B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Bats (1999)They don’t make bad movies like they used to. Filmmaking now costs too much. Even …2000/08/04Reviews
Abe Lincoln Freedom Fighter (1978)My friend Andrew once had one of those lunatic streaks of luck. You know, when …2000/07/26Reviews
The Sky’s On Fire: A Jabootu Readers’ ForumTweet Pin It2000/07/16Readers' Forum
The Patriot (1993)Tweet Pin It2000/06/16Reviews
Robot Holocaust (1987)Tweet Pin It2000/04/16B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Orca (1977)Tweet Pin It2000/04/12Reviews
Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory (1961)Tweet Pin It2000/04/08Reviews
Sextette (1978)Tweet Pin It2000/04/02Reviews
Frankenstein Island (1981)Our basic focus at Jabootu is the examination of humorously poor filmmaking. As luck would …2000/02/13Reviews
Robot Monster (1953)Tweet Pin It1999/12/26B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
Maximum Overdrive (1986)More cinematic atrocities have been committed in the name of Stephen King than any other …1999/12/11Reviews
The Holcroft Covenant (1985)When I look how far this site has come since we started it (over at …1999/12/04Reviews
Doomsday Machine (1967)Savvy Jabootuists are aware that I generally waste everyone’s time with a lame introductory section …1999/11/29Reviews
Wheels of Terror (1990)Tweet Pin It1999/10/15Reviews
Fair Game (1995)Ah, finally film producer Joel Silver graces us with his long overdue presence. Much as …1999/09/18Reviews
The Brain from Planet Arous (1957)Hmm. As our regular readers know, I usually start these things with a time-wasting dissertation …1999/08/29B-Masters Cabal, Reviews
The Promise (1979)Tweet Pin It1999/08/13Reviews
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)Tweet Pin It1999/05/13Reviews
Supersonic Man (1979)Tweet Pin It1999/01/13Reviews
Sea Serpent (1985)Tweet Pin It1998/12/13Reviews
The Last DinosaurLike most long time hobbies, my interest in Bad Moviesâ„¢ began with easy stuff and …1998/12/10Reviews
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)Johnny ‘Moronic’ is more like it. (Sorry, just had to get that out of the …1998/12/09Reviews
From Hell It Came (1957)Warning: While I’ve tried not to pursue my youthful love of puns in these reviews, …1998/11/30Reviews
Firewalker (1986)The success of Raiders of the Lost Ark spawned a number movies ‘inspired’ by Indiana …1998/11/29Reviews
A Stranger Among Us (1992)Tweet Pin It1998/10/13Reviews
Terminal Island (1973)Tweet Pin It1998/09/01Reviews
The Oscar (1966)Tweet Pin It1998/08/12Reviews
Magnificent Obsession (1954)As I write this, we’re a bit into our second year here at Ken’s World/Jabootu’s …1998/02/11Reviews
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1985)Tweet Pin It1998/01/05Reviews
Uninvited (1988)Tweet Pin It1997/12/24Reviews
MegaForce (1982)What’s one clue that you’re in for a big steaming bowl of cinematic crapola? When …1997/12/12Reviews
Jungle HellFilm genres die. Westerns were once the biggest, most popular genre. Now they make one …1997/12/09Reviews
Double Agent 73 (1974)OK, I admit that so far we’ve looked at some pretty bad movies. The Lonely …1997/12/08Reviews
The Prophecy (1979)Tweet Pin It1997/09/13Reviews
The Swarm (1979)While it’s certainly a battle of champions, there’s little doubt in my mind that the …1997/09/07Reviews
Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare (1986)Tweet Pin It1997/07/25Reviews
Change of HabitAs hard as it is to believe now, Elvis Presley, the King of Rock n’ …1997/07/25Reviews
Santa ClausTweet Pin It1997/06/15Reviews
The Lonely Lady (1983)Few brands of manure have fertilized so bumper a crop of Bad Movies as the …1997/06/15Reviews
The Giant ClawProbably not considered Columbia Pictures’ finest moment, The Giant Claw has the distinction of featuring …1997/06/08Reviews