Monster of the Day #3118

Friday was basically (not entirely) my day, since we thought–incorrectly–we’d get more people attending on Saturday. Nope, not a one. Anyway, I opened with Fearless Fighters (on Amazon Prime), a truly wonky kung fu flick that has so much action that this was my running bit:

[Ten seconds after last fight ends.] I yell “Boring!!” [Ten seconds later when new fight starts] “Finally!!”

My second film, which really pushed the borders of what we watch, was WC Fields’ surrealistic gem Never Give a Sucker an Even Break. It just made me sad to realize that some people had never seen a WC Fields movie. Of course, again, small crowd. And the kind of crowd where six of the eight people HAD seen a WC Fields movie before. Still, two of them hadn’t, so mission accomplished to some extent. Everyone seemed to like it.

Finally the third movie was kinda of a monster movie, 1978’s The Bees. Made to cash in, somewhat ironically, on the then upcoming large budgeted The Swarm, the film is charmingly smaller and thankfully nearly as dumb. It starred John Saxon, who passed away recently. Also on hand is John Carradine as “Uncle Ziggy” (!), with a now-you-hear-it now-you-don’t German accent.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Ah, damn it, someone spilled their spinach on the stills again.”

    It is a shame about W.C. Fields, as his films are consistently funny and (I think) people can still relate to them decades later. The balcony scene from “It’s a Gift” is a comedy classic.

  • Gamera977

    Oh gosh, I watched this on YouTube a couple months ago. Insane isn’t the word for it, it tears a hole in insane and just keep going.

  • I’m confused. When I heard it was a movie from the Seventies I just naturally assumed John Carradine was in it. You mean there were a couple made then without his august presence?

  • Eric Hinkle

    Talking ‘The Bees’, can anyone else remember wa-aaay back when the media was full of stories about how those African Killer Bees were going to destroy America? Or something like that?

    Or is my memory of media apocalypse warnings playing me false?

  • No, you didn’t imagine it. Let’s hope the “murder hornets” are equally blown out of proportion (although it’s still 2020 for another couple of months).

  • I had the joy of introducing the spousal unit to it a couple months back (given that he has lived with me some 26 years now, I’d foolishly assumed he’d seen it) and had that always wonderful moment when he turned to me and cried out “How have I never seen this before?” in astounded wonder as things completely ran off the rails.

  • Elder boychild and I have taken to watching old episodes of “In Search Of” on YouTube for the lulz. We watched the Killer Bee ep just a few weeks ago. It inspired me to find out what ever had happened, and discovered that due to their better honey production, they are now the preferred honeybee for beekeepers in South and Central America. It helps that, while still more aggressive than their pure European counterparts, crossbreeding has gradually tempered the worst of their, um, temper.

  • Eric Hinkle

    So patience and human ingenuity dealt with the problem? That’s good to hear.

  • Ken_Begg

    So many great ones. I love Man on the Flying Trapeze. He didn’t make a ton o films, you can collect them via two DVD sets. If you watch out you can get them at good prices, and they are essential buys.

  • The Rev.

    They actually produce more honey? Wow, that’s one aspect of the killer bee saga I didn’t know. I seem to recall, at first, that they were saying that the bees were not only dangerously aggressive but made less honey. Maybe another result of the crossbreeding?

    Their aggression might help against the murder hornets, too (assuming their stings can penetrate) until they learn the trick the Japanese bees did (swarm them and literally cook them to death with their combined body heat).

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Yeah, I think those sets have most everything…Million Dollar Legs, Mississippi and a couple of others aren’t there, but they’re fairly minor Fields. I think his stuff holds up remarkably well, 80-odd years later.

  • Marsden

    I remember it, too. And the fire ants, and Ebola, and whatever the fools thought would sell papers/clicks.