Monster of the Day #1852

I feel for her dentist..

I heard he’s always looking down in the mouth.

Sorry. I’ll just leave now.

10 Things not to say to juvenile tooth fairy, and how to be ‘sensitive’. If you do , you are a bully. Or worse, a cyberbully.

1. “I can’t believe you had the gaul to show your face here, after what you pulled!”
2. “Letsssss puut a smiyalle on that face”
3. “Face it, he is just not that into you!… oh.. sorry… too soon?”
4. “Close your mouth dear. You’re starring.”
5. “Oh, hey, how’s going? I am just listening to 1980’s hit ‘Eyes Without a Face’.”
6. “For today’s class, we are going to discuss pros and cons of oral sex.”
7. “UU shooarr gotta purty mowuth”.
8. “Shame on you! How can you look at yourself in the mirror!”
9. “Young lady, your braces have arrived.”
10. “Now remember, breath through your nose.”