This is why buying one of the cheaper Real Doll knock-offs is a bad idea.
“Quick Henry, if we have any sort of insecticide-related product, now would be a good time to bust it out!”
No, no, vampires are supposed to be all dreamy and stuff.
I’m guessing some sort of Troma-like deal?
This is why flossing is so important.
Thus answering the eternal question, “What if ZZ Top were farmers, and there were only two of them, and one of them was M Emmet Walsh?”
Ah, spring, when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of impalement. (Nudity? Yes.)