Monster of the Day #3048

Updated on June 11, 2020 By Ken Begg 15 Comments

Hmm, that creature reminds me of something….

If you’re looking for a really crappy, obscure piece o’ garbage this weekend, and who isn’t, try 1985’s Attache of the Beast Creatures. Available for watch on YouTube.

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    I think ‘Attache Case of the Beast’ is an item in D&D…

  • The Rev.

    This is a pretty fun one. It helps if you’re tickled by puppets, or actors standing around screaming and holding dolls against themselves while crew members toss more dolls at them from offscreen. Which I am, so YMMV and all that.

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  • Gamera977

    ‘Ya got something stuck in yer teeth lady!’

  • Eric Hinkle

    Sounds like a masterpiece from that description.

  • Eric Hinkle

    ‘Attache of the Beast Creatures’ — would this be the first movie about a monster lawyer?

  • Beckoning Chasm

    It’s Irwin Allen’s birthday! We should all watch something poorly thought-out but with decent production values.

  • The Rev.

    Well, the monster attack scenes are, at any rate. It’s a little slow to start, but once the dolls show up and start hissing at everyone (I forgot to mention they hiss, a lot, and always in the same tone, which also amused me) it picks up. I found it fun enough to watch it more than once, and to hope for a future Fest showing.

  • Ericb

    What about ‘Jaws’?

  • Eric Hinkle

    Nah, not enough courtroom scenes. Besides, didn’t the shark do too much of his own dirty work to be a proper lawyer?

  • Rodford Smith

    Don’t forget to initial in the blank space at the bottom right of each page.

  • Ken_Begg

    Nah, Body of Evidence.

  • Ken_Begg

    Towering Inferno, nominated for Best Picture of the Year!

  • darwinator

    It’s unforgettable, no matter how you try. Trilogy of Terror ought to sue. This movie commands a small, soft part in my heart.