Blood Feast (1963), Part 1 • 7 June 2010
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Blood Feast (1963), Part 2 • 7 June 2010
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We move to the Ancient History lecture that Suzette was attending. The professor mentions Ramses, and gestures to a stylized gold mask on the wall behind him. He has several cheap Wal-Mart level decorations on his wall, plus some incredibly awful and busy wallpaper. Today’s topic (besides [...]
The Wizard of Gore, Part 1 • 18 April 2010
The Wizard of Gore, Part 2 • 18 April 2010
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We now enter HGL’s time warp. Almost all his movies waste time like this, running through the same basically identical scene over and over. Of course, that’s the point – he’s trying to give the audience their blood and guts. But in Wizard of Gore he [...]
Monster A Go-Go • 21 February 2010
She-Devils on Wheels (1968), Part 1 • 25 January 2010
She-Devils on Wheels (1968), Part 2 • 25 January 2010
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We now cut to a gang meeting in the house. The boys are gone, and Karen is absent too. It’s just as well, because the meeting is about her. The girls don’t think she has been living up to “the rules”. The problem? She picks the same [...]
The Gruesome Twosome Part 1 • 29 November 2009
The Gruesome Twosome Part 2 • 29 November 2009
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Komedy Alert! We cut to a drive-in movie theater, much like the very one we’re in right now, watching Gruesome Twosome! The movie at the drive-in pretty much summarizes HGL’s opinion of other people’s films, and consists of one guy stuffing his face with potato chips [...]
Color Me Blood Red (Part 1): A Guest Review by Sandy Petersen • 3 November 2009
