“I’m up! I’M UP!! Ugh, I hate brunch on Saturday! It’s my one day off!”

Sadly I couldn’t find a still of the goofy glowy flies. Here’s a shock 3-D effect with a skeleton though. Boo! Still from Amityville 3-D.

A little bit too much of Truth in Advertising, perhaps. And again, it’s kind of pointless to strive for a restrained, spooky atmosphere most of the time when this is your poster.

The Watch Party movie was Amityville 3-D, mostly because it’s due to leave Prime in another couple of days. It’s an odd duck. It’s probably the most expensive Amityville film, although it… Read Article →

“Hey, Edie, how about you and me ball and socketin’ it up in Albequerque?”

It’s not so much the pay, he wants better benefits.

Don’t worry, Maple’s napping, not dead. Even in her first day she’s bumbled her defense stats so high that she sleeps right through this multi-creature assault. (Bofuri has a lot of cool… Read Article →

Again, Oct 1, a week from Saturday, in a theater (probably) near you. Check it out. Truly a classic.