Might was well stick with Full Moon Entertainment for a while. I’ve argued before that Charles Band was the logical successor to Roger Corman, producing reliably fun, witty low-budget genre films in… Read Article →

Well, back to reality. Sigh. Although we do have Martin Luther King Jr Day coming up later this month. Until then, though, back to the *shudder* five day work weeks. I had… Read Article →

With a new year on the horizon, I thought I’d end 2020 on a whimsical note. The Andromeda Strain is a silly movie about, get this, some sort of virus that we’re… Read Article →

Dude, I wish that worked, but no, you need to shovel the stuff. Look, I live in Chicagoland. So yes, eventually we’re going to get snow. But if we didn’t get any… Read Article →

Pretty. I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. And hey, there’s another one coming right up. Having the holidays on a Friday is always a plus. Did anyone get anything good?… Read Article →

As a kid I sadly didn’t own this game, although I knew someone who did and played it a lot. It was Monopoly (way back before Monopoly started doing variant games) with… Read Article →

They kept trying, anyway. I couldn’t even find a still for I Vant to Suck Your Blood.

My main problem with Piranha (the original, obviously) is that the idea of using genetically altered super-piranha as bio-weapons by dumping them into rivers in enemy territory is utterly ridiculous. And I… Read Article →