Monster of the Day #3154

They kept trying, anyway. I couldn’t even find a still for I Vant to Suck Your Blood.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “You got a two! Two game moves, hah-hah-hah-hah! Two!”

  • Gamera977

    Never played a Dracula game but I have played the Ravenloft module in D&D a couple of times.

  • Gamera977

    On the subject of bizarre toys I was looking at the 1979 Sears catalog last night (Wishbook Web has a pile of them online) and there was half a page devoted to unicycles. I mean hell these days a lot of parents won’t let their kids ride a friggin’ bike without a helmet and they were selling unicycles back in the late ’70s!?!

    I’d have been staggering around the yard with slurred speech ‘Mom, can I go to the emergency room? I fell off my unicycle and cracked my skull on the edge of the porch and think I have a concussion…’

    ‘Stop whining and walk it off!!!’

  • Ken_Begg

    Sandy’s wife Wendy is quite a skilled unicyclist.

  • Wade Harrell

    Ken, I think the game you’re looking for is called “I Vant to Bite Your Finger” where you’d have to put your finger in Dracula’s mouth and if there were two red dots you lost or something. “suck your blood” might have been to gory for that time.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Hah! That sounds familiar. My mother used to make me go through dental work without novocaine. “If you took care of your teeth you wouldn’t need for them to be drilled. If you hurt now you’ll know better later.”

    She did the same thing with herself, too, even when she had her last few teeth removed for her dentures. Mom was a tough old lady.

  • Ken_Begg

    Yes! That! There’s a commercial for it on YouTube. It doesn’t look great.

  • Gamera977

    My hat’s off to her. I’d so fall and break my neck.

  • Ken_Begg

    She’s quite good. We go out sometimes and watch her cycle around. It’s pretty impressive.