Hmm. Serviceable, I guess, but kind of boring. Doesn’t even really establish the giant scorpion thing. Not sure this would have gotten me in the cinema, sans a trailer or something. Luckily,… Read Article →

Well, this one is of rather lower quality than Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, that’s for sure. It’s 90% oater, and 10% dinosaur. Still, if you hang in long enough, you get a… Read Article →

Who doesn’t love stop-animated animation? Sure, there was the occasional prop-created monsters that were terrific, like Them! Or fantastic suits, like in The Land Unknown. (Actually, Land Unknown had both great suit… Read Article →

“No! My fiancee! He’s bald!” Anyway, let the bowling puns begin! Happy Friday, everyone. Watch something stupid this weekend.

Her real complaint is, “skeletons don’t make a lot of money. Look at this cheap ass ring!” (Also, dude, clearly you’re wearing a toupee–you’re a skeleton.) Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

That’s not as impressive of a skeleton as it looks. That’s the Tidy Bowl Man out on a date.* (*Tidy Bowl Man. That’s still a topical reference, right? The kids still know… Read Article →

Someday Jennifer Lawrence will also pioneer women in comic books having agency, just like she did in action movies. Until then, well, I guess we get this stuff. Also, are these the… Read Article →

Michael Jackson finally did one surgery too many. “Oh, and also, a man with a skull head is running towards us with a huge dagger.  So after gawking at the talking heads,… Read Article →

It’s weirdly difficult to find a picture from the recently dropped Skull Island anime (or anime-influenced cartoon) on Netflix. That doesn’t seem like a good sign. I watched like half of it,… Read Article →