Monster of the Day #3441

Her real complaint is, “skeletons don’t make a lot of money. Look at this cheap ass ring!” (Also, dude, clearly you’re wearing a toupee–you’re a skeleton.)

Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Bride of the Dead! How did William Beaudine or Ed Wood miss that one?

  • “We’ll return to my tomb for our Honeymoon”
    “At the engagement party you promised Niagara Falls, cheapskate!”

  • “The tomb is in Oakwood Cemetery! It’s just a mile away from the falls!”

    (I looked it up)

  • Eric Hinkle

    I’m just surprised to learn that Old Scratch can perform a wedding ceremony.

  • Gamera977

    I’d figure he’s be more comfortable performing divorces…