Cast announced for next ‘Celebrity’ Apprentice…

Updated on January 9, 2009 By Ken Begg 10 Comments

NBC has announced that Clint Black, Andrew Dice Clay, Annie Duke, Tom Green, Natalie Gulbis, Scott Hamilton, Jesse James, Claudia Jordan, Khloe Kardashian, Brian McKnight, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Brande Roderick, Dennis Rodman, Herschel Walker and Tionne Watkins will be taking on Donald Trump in the boardroom when “The Celebrity Apprentice” premieres on Sunday, March 1 at 9pm ET.

UGH! Wow, I guess they couldn’t get Paulie Shore, huh? The reason I might watch, though: I can’t IMAGINE the irritable, blue collar Jesse James spending five minutes in the presence of Tom Green before he jumps the guy and beats the holy hell out of him. If that happens, a grateful nation will give this show the highest ratings of anything in human history.

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  • Food

    Go Herschel!

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Jesse James is one of those American Chopper guys, right?

    Yeah, I’d definitely watch if he beat the crap out of Tom Green.

    Although I’d prefer if Scott Hamilton was the one that pounded him. I think it’d be much funnier that way. Instant classic!

  • Close, he was the host of Monster Garage, a show I used to greatly enjoy. He’s also married, I believe, to Sandra Bullock. (!)

    And you’re right, Hamilton beating him up would be hilarious! I think James is the mostly likely to actually do it, though.

  • OTL

    Honestly, even if it was Joan Rivers beating the crap out of Tom Green, I’d be tempted to watch just to see SOMEONE beat the crap out of him…

  • BeckoningChasm

    As Mad Magazine would put it–

    You Know You’re Out Of Touch When…

    …a list of celebrities is published and you’re thinking “Huh? Who?” to more than half of them.

  • I was actually surprised I knew maybe half of them, especially since my knowledge of music and sports is largely nonexistent.

  • rockrocky77

    go Brande (though odds are the only stuff I will watch from this will be the recaps on “The Soup”)

  • rockrocky77

    So will there be a “we are what we buy” posts for Nov, Dec Ken?

  • Blackadder

    That roster of fauxlebrities is a pretty convincing preview of what hell will be like. Too bad Charles Nelson Reilly and Truman Capote are dead. I almost feel sorry for The Donald having to face that nightmare rogue’s gallery. Almost.

  • Blackadder

    By the way, Joan AND Melissa Rivers?!? That has to violate one of the Geneva Conventions.