“No! My fiancee! He’s bald!” Anyway, let the bowling puns begin! Happy Friday, everyone. Watch something stupid this weekend.

Her real complaint is, “skeletons don’t make a lot of money. Look at this cheap ass ring!” (Also, dude, clearly you’re wearing a toupee–you’re a skeleton.) Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

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So it was quite a while between the Hanna-Barbera Godzilla cartoon and Netflix’ trilogy of anime Godzilla movies in 2017. The wait was NOT worth it. Nobody should like the idea of… Read Article →