After Boy that Cried Werewolf was American Ninja. Not as good as American Ninja II (that’s the one with the clone ninja army, right?), but hey, Cannon ninja movie. Can’t go wrong… Read Article →

Whew. OK, after a day off in seclusion, I’m (mostly) recovered from the rigors of hanging out with my favorite people two weekends in a row. Still, I expect to be a… Read Article →

Revenge of the Nerds. I had sponsored X the Unknown for B-Fest. You submit five titles, and they get the first one that’s available. As a bonus to me, someone else sponsored… Read Article →

Next up, circa 1:30 AM, was The Children. I guess the film it’s closest to in tone is Incredible Melting Man, although for some reason, it doesn’t seem as mean-spirited. Which is… Read Article →

The midnight movie at B-Fest, as usual, was Plan 9. As usual (having seen it literally like 50 times), I tried to nap through it.  As always, the scariest thing about Plan… Read Article →

After the too arty Big Man Japan, we got a horrible arty short with…mimes. This was called The Adventure (2008). The really terrible part, because my shtick at B-Fest is that I… Read Article →

Hello, folks. Still a little fuzzy headed. Normally I take a day off after the B-Fest week to rest up and get my head on straight, but now that we’re doing Basement… Read Article →

Man, that is just a bunch of disconnected Stuff right there, but what stuff!!!! Happy Thursday, everyone. This is B-Fest weekend, so I might not be here tomorrow. Just in case, have… Read Article →

I’ll be frank, this is less “Monster of the Day” and more “What the heck is happening here?!”

She quickly regretted checking out the new head shop. Also…walking? How does that work?