Still have a few of these left, so let’s use ’em, they’re pretty sweet. I leave for Texas on Thursday, so I’ll see some of you next weekend.

I don’t know if I ever mentioned this before, but I loves me some skeletons.

Dude! Not during my dance number! Not cool! or Reverse-Whack-a-Mole

Low self-esteem leads to binge eating leads to low self-esteem leads to….

OK, that “monster” is clearly the victim here. “Sorry, brah, that chick digs dudes who kill monsters.”

Death by embarrassing monster! T(ween) Fest is a week from Saturday. Yikes!

Another very nice cover. And the monster design evokes Giger while not seeming slavish. I think the guy in the background is Sukia’s gay sidekick, who needless to say got *lots* of… Read Article →

Don’t be misled. He’s trying to warn them they’re about to do it in a patch of poison ivy. Sukia was a vampire, in case you where wondering.

He’s not just the president, he’s also a client. Jeez, lady, learn how to dress for your surroundings. And what’s with the womanspreading?

Vampira’s punk phase was solely an attempt to get back at…at, uh, her…dammit, I just can’t think of a punchline.