Monster of the Day #1541

Updated on April 5, 2017 By Ken Begg 15 Comments

He’s not just the president, he’s also a client.

Jeez, lady, learn how to dress for your surroundings. And what’s with the womanspreading?

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  • Gamera977

    So someone dumped a load of toxic waste into the Black Lagoon which caused the Creature to grow hair!?!

  • bgbear_rnh

    There is really not much terror going on here is there?

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I like her hand pressed to her temple. “Now, don’t show it to me…let me concentrate…hm…your card is the three of clubs, right?”

  • bgbear_rnh

    and the poor lady to lose “details” on her breasts

  • I think she looks hungover, “oh god, was I drinking methylated spirits last night?”

  • Gamera977

    She’s no Julie Adams, that’s for sure.

  • I know I did this Monday, but this vision of womanhood isn’t being threatened here. Once again we’re looking at a movie shoot, or perhaps a photo shoot judging by her ever so delightful positioning.

    (Small digression: Several years ago one of the local strip clubs in my city put up a billboard of a girl not in that position but one very much like it. My immediate reaction wasn’t “Well let’s go!” but more like “Well that’s going to get someone killed.” With a week or two it was replaced with the same girl in a slightly less provocative pose.)

    That for whatever reason said, the main difference between today’s offering and Monday’s is who’s running the show. Clearly Creature From the Pink Lagoon here is busy giving his model (or actress), directions. How he’s doing this while clearly behind the lovely lass is in question. Maybe he’s got a remote TV hook up in those pink waters, there, or perhaps I’m overthinking it and he just moves back out of the way when done with his encouragement.

    Now if you excuse me, I’ve some ogling to resume with.

  • As so few are, we must make due with what we have.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Now that you mention it, the “monster” could also be doubling as the movie’s hairdresser as well.

  • Of course he is! That would explain everything!

  • Ken_Begg

    Well, he is clearly framing a shot.

  • Flangepart

    “Okey, Lisa. We focus in on you having a nightmare by the pond. You struggle with the images…”
    “Lonzo, is this food coloring going to stain my panties? I really don’t need that.”
    “Okay, here we go again…”

  • Eric Hinkle

    The art is okay, but what is ‘womanspreading’?

  • Marsden

    The expression on her face makes me think of how Clark Griswold thinks of Eddie. In-laws, am I right?

    Cousin Finny just got his plugs and he can’t stop showing off how they stay in place even in the pool.

  • Ken_Begg

    It’s a jape on manspreading, one of the recent microaggressions to enter the lexicon. I think it starting as a critique of the way men would supposedly sit with their legs spread wide on the subway to basically also take over the seat next to them. Sort of like parking your car in two spots.

    Within 24 hours, of course, some guy photographed and posted tons of examples of women using bags and their purses to basically do the same thing. Obviously that wasn’t as sexist, however.