Hmm. Rock band / singer who makes deal with Satan? Check. Lots of nude ladies? Check. Glowing Eyes? Check. That’s our quota of three cliches, anything else is gravy.

Sorry, Internet issues yesterday. I’ve seen nearly none of these movies. Pre-1980, and certain pre-1970, I have a fairly comprehensive knowledge of at least American and British horror movies, and fancy that… Read Article →

Yep, it’s Ye Olde Haunted Object time. Hey, it’s economical, right. You know what else was economical back in 1990? Nudity! It seems at least a few of the film’s three (!)… Read Article →

Nudity was so much more common in these things back in the day. This softcore riff on Beauty and the Beast was quite popular on cable, as I recall, probably because its… Read Article →

I saw this in theaters back in the back. It was well enough made, but it has one of those endings I just hate. For a lot of bizarre factors, the Cubs… Read Article →

Sadly, I think this was meant to be funny, because if they had played it straight I’d definitely want to see it.

It’s Edgar Allan Poe, only with lots of naked boobs! Finally!

Well, there’s your problem.

I hope everyone had a great week!