Worst…manicurist…ever.

Awwwww, Lil’ Killbot is adorable!

Band was doing shared cinematic universes a long time before Marvel. He liked two things; franchises and small characters. Although “only” appearing in four films, the Demonic Toys fought both Tim Thomerson’s… Read Article →

Ah, Charles Band, you magnificent bastard.

As things go along more ‘varient’ Titans show up. In a lesser show this would seem like “do whatever we want” laziness. Here it just adds to the unsettling feeling that nobody… Read Article →

One of the creepiest aspects of the Titans is that they mostly wear a look of slack, bovine amenability. Unless they reach out for a human and chow down on them.

Could have been worse. He could have been reading People Magazine. The rest of the week will probably feature monsters from Attack on Titan. It leaves Netflix on the 10th of this… Read Article →

“But oh, no, you wanted to go to a fancy dress New Year’s Eve party.”

“Ugh. He doesn’t look anything like the picture he posted on eHarmony!”