Monster of the Day #1485 Updated on December 29, 2016 By Ken Begg 14 Comments “But oh, no, you wanted to go to a fancy dress New Year’s Eve party.” Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1571 (May 26, 2017) Monster of the Day #1570 (May 25, 2017) Monster of the Day #1569 (May 24, 2017) Monster of the Day #1568 (May 23, 2017) Monster of the Day #1567 (May 22, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Gamera977 Pretty cool, I love the blue flames around the vampires. But not having read the story are the vampires twins? Cullen Waters Those aren’t crosses our heroes are holding up there; they’re plus signs. Those are 1930’s jock vampires. “The Power of Math compels you! The Power of Math compels you!” Eric Hinkle I could swear I remember reading that title story, it’s some kind of vampire tale, but for the life of me I can’t remember what they made those emergency crosses out of.. Gamera977 Maybe it’s the Count from Sesame Street and his brother? bgbear_rnh Why you dirty double crossers! bgbear_rnh Maybe a white picket fence. If this does not work, they are going to fashion a “D” and try “D” – Fence (insert fence graphic here). Eric Hinkle So the vampires will be “D”-feated? Eric Hinkle “Two! Two! Two tasty bloodbags right in front of us! Ah! Ah! Ah!” bgbear_rnh You can “D” – pend on it. Flangepart That joke is D-Plorable…No, I’m not a Democrat, why do you ask? Beckoning Chasm “Woo, guys, don’t go in the men’s room! Whew!” “Don’t worry, that’s why we have these giant ai-fresheners! Stand back!” Cullen Waters HAPPY NEW YEAR! The Rev. BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR! Eric Hinkle The same to you and everyone else here!