Monster of the Day #1485

“But oh, no, you wanted to go to a fancy dress New Year’s Eve party.”

  • Gamera977

    Pretty cool, I love the blue flames around the vampires. But not having read the story are the vampires twins?

  • Those aren’t crosses our heroes are holding up there; they’re plus signs. Those are 1930’s jock vampires.

    “The Power of Math compels you! The Power of Math compels you!”

  • Eric Hinkle

    I could swear I remember reading that title story, it’s some kind of vampire tale, but for the life of me I can’t remember what they made those emergency crosses out of..

  • Gamera977

    Maybe it’s the Count from Sesame Street and his brother?

  • bgbear_rnh

    Why you dirty double crossers!

  • bgbear_rnh

    Maybe a white picket fence. If this does not work, they are going to fashion a “D” and try “D” – Fence (insert fence graphic here).

  • Eric Hinkle

    So the vampires will be “D”-feated?

  • Eric Hinkle

    “Two! Two! Two tasty bloodbags right in front of us! Ah! Ah! Ah!”

  • bgbear_rnh

    You can “D” – pend on it.

  • Flangepart

    That joke is D-Plorable…No, I’m not a Democrat, why do you ask?

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Woo, guys, don’t go in the men’s room! Whew!” “Don’t worry, that’s why we have these giant ai-fresheners! Stand back!”

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • The Rev.

    BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • Eric Hinkle

    The same to you and everyone else here!