Monster of the Day #1485

Updated on December 29, 2016 By Ken Begg 14 Comments

“But oh, no, you wanted to go to a fancy dress New Year’s Eve party.”

Gamera977

Pretty cool, I love the blue flames around the vampires. But not having read the story are the vampires twins?
Cullen Waters

Those aren’t crosses our heroes are holding up there; they’re plus signs. Those are 1930’s jock vampires.

“The Power of Math compels you! The Power of Math compels you!”
Eric Hinkle

I could swear I remember reading that title story, it’s some kind of vampire tale, but for the life of me I can’t remember what they made those emergency crosses out of..
Gamera977

Maybe it’s the Count from Sesame Street and his brother?
bgbear_rnh

Why you dirty double crossers!
bgbear_rnh

Maybe a white picket fence. If this does not work, they are going to fashion a “D” and try “D” – Fence (insert fence graphic here).
Eric Hinkle

So the vampires will be “D”-feated?
Eric Hinkle

“Two! Two! Two tasty bloodbags right in front of us! Ah! Ah! Ah!”
bgbear_rnh

You can “D” – pend on it.
Flangepart

That joke is D-Plorable…No, I’m not a Democrat, why do you ask?
Beckoning Chasm

“Woo, guys, don’t go in the men’s room! Whew!” “Don’t worry, that’s why we have these giant ai-fresheners! Stand back!”
Cullen Waters

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The Rev.

BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Eric Hinkle

The same to you and everyone else here!

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