If Michael Flatley’s Blackbird was sadly boring, the day was saved by the anti-boredom Ölüm Savaşçısı (1984). The guys behind Turkish Star Wars made this rogue cop film, including the star of Turkish Star Wars, that Tim Thomerson-looking guy. Here he plays basically Dirty Harry if he were brundleflied with Rambo. Now, to be fair, I remember even less of this than of Blackbird, which is saying something. It was pure insane fun, though. There’s a clip on YouTube’s essential Analog Video Store channel, you should check it out. It’s a car chase with someone’s supposed to jump a bike and they achieve this via the sort of toy motorcycle a kid in the ’70s would buy off the toy spinner rack at 7-11, lifted on very visible stings. It’s glorious. Mondo Macabre, dude, you guys have GOT to release more stuff.
