Now, if EVERYBODY buys a copy of this…

…it would pay for my new roof.  Er, wait…I’d get…maybe $.40 a sale?  OK, it’d pay for maybe a hundredth of my roof.  Never mind.  The thing is, the next lowest vender is selling this for $18.  And man, that’s some prime ’70s junk right there.

Or this…

or this…

Same cheap price?  Might was well throw in this…