Lady, you need to buy some new blouses. Also, it’s the ashtray on the desk that sells this an as actual vintage cover. Do kids even know that those are anymore?

“Invulnerable” might be overstating it a bit. Winter is here, although we haven’t gotten too much snow yet. How are things with you guys? Watch Party on Friday. It’s a goodie.

The copping of a feel was ENTIRELY accidental.

For a skeleton it looks a little ‘tubby.’ (Still got it.) Off to work, then cat-sitting. Well, putting out cat food five or six times. Have a great weekend, everyone. Watch something… Read Article →

“MY GOD!!” he thought, struggling to comprehend what was before him. “THAT WOMAN IS SMOKING HOT!” Happy 2025, everyone!

OK, I don’t even know what’s happening here, but….skellington! Last day of 2024!

The 1979 Salem’s Lot telemovie also featured a Nosferatu-like vampire, entirely different from the novel’s urbane master vampire. I think they’ve adapted Salem’s Lot a couple of times since, but they disappeared… Read Article →

Hey, so, Shadow of the Vampire. I’m not featuring it because a) I saw it at it’s premiere showing at the Music Box Theatre, where, b) a young lady in the audience… Read Article →

Hello! I hope everyone had a great Christmas. No Watch Party next week, I’ll be catsitting at my sister’s. So…Jan 10th, I think? That will be the next one. I didn’t run… Read Article →

The monster to revisit this week is Count Orlok, the barely (and legally indistinguishable) stand-in for Dracula in 1922 seminal Nosferatu. I’ve said that roughly 90% of horror movie tropes originated from… Read Article →