I know this looks bad for the cowering guy, but I can’t help noticing that he’s wearing a suit made out of Bruce Banner’s Pants material. So the situation may be due… Read Article →

Vampire hunters. They never go to the crypt at noon. Am I the only one getting a “Kiss me, you fool!” vibe from that vampire?

I really like that cover.  Although…is that supposed to be a coffin? Surely not.

When 3-D goes horrible wrong. (And I’m pretty sure that one dude is just trying to look up that woman’s skirt.) We’ll back to reality. Not more holidays until the end of… Read Article →

The truly elite guards can identify each prisoner by his legs. I assume the publisher sent the original cover back. “Where’s the skeleton?!” he presumably shouted. Of course, not EVERY Dark Mysteries… Read Article →

I don’t know, I’m sensing some sort of theme with these Dark Mysteries covers, but I can’t put my finger on it. At least this guy is focusing on what he should… Read Article →