Monster of the Day #3323

The truly elite guards can identify each prisoner by his legs.

I assume the publisher sent the original cover back. “Where’s the skeleton?!” he presumably shouted. Of course, not EVERY Dark Mysteries cover featured a skeleton. All the best ones do, though.

Happy Friday, everyone!  Watch Party next week.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    What can a leg do for kicks?

  • kgb_san_diego

    Get out. ;-p

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Don’t have a calf, it was not bad a joke.

  • Ken_Begg

    Dammit, if the humorous was a leg bones I would have had my next joke.

  • I agree, it’s a shin jokes like that aren’t appreciated more. My sole purpose in life is to tell the perfect joke or pun, but sadly it always ends in defeet.

    Shanks for listening.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    At least I won’t have to foot the bill.

  • kgb_san_diego

    Groan….

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Your attempt to continue the funny kneecapped by anatomical terminology.

  • I knee-d appreciation like that from time to time.

  • Gamera977

    I hate to be a heel but you guys should be toed away for puns that bad.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Nonsense. Your argument doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Poor old Skully in the background. He looks so forgotten. I mean, really forgotten. When last did anyone check to see if that prisoner was still alive?

  • Gamera977

    ‘How do you know it was Tom’s leg?’

    ‘Because Tom was so dumb he had ‘LEFT’ and ‘RIGHT’ tattooed on his feet so he could tell them apart….’

  • That’s… that’s not dumb. How else can you tell them apart?

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    This is going tibia long pun thread isn’t it ?

  • Arch ya glad it is?

  • Gamera977

    Well, bad puns are the heart and sole of this site…