The midnight movie at B-Fest, as usual, was Plan 9. As usual (having seen it literally like 50 times), I tried to nap through it.  As always, the scariest thing about Plan… Read Article →

After the too arty Big Man Japan, we got a horrible arty short with…mimes. This was called The Adventure (2008). The really terrible part, because my shtick at B-Fest is that I… Read Article →

Hello, folks. Still a little fuzzy headed. Normally I take a day off after the B-Fest week to rest up and get my head on straight, but now that we’re doing Basement… Read Article →

Man, that is just a bunch of disconnected Stuff right there, but what stuff!!!! Happy Thursday, everyone. This is B-Fest weekend, so I might not be here tomorrow. Just in case, have… Read Article →

I’ll be frank, this is less “Monster of the Day” and more “What the heck is happening here?!”

She quickly regretted checking out the new head shop. Also…walking? How does that work?

For those asking, Where’s the monster?, I’ll quote Mike Nelson: “Oh, it’s a regular cat.” T-Rex’s stand upright, the Titanic went down in one piece and skeletons are one unit that stay… Read Article →

That…is a very specific hell. Still, representation for orthodox Jewish robots. Happy Friday, everyone. Watch something stupid this weekend. B-Fest next weekend (!), and then our little private Basement Fest the following… Read Article →

Turns out the only piece her boyfriend ever learned was Devil Went Down to Georgia. It was fine at first, but really, after a month? Plus he insists on singing along every… Read Article →