It Came From Netflix! The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark…

I don’t really have much to say about this.  Three of the MST3K guys, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett (the second voice of Crow) have gotten back together because they enjoy working together and, probably, want a little coin.  They don’t own MST3K, so they shamelessly rip it off here. 

Playing comic versions of themselves, they work for a sort of Charley (ala Charley’s Angels), an offsite millionaire obsessed with seeing that even the lamest movie has a DVD commentary track.  The guy’s job is to provide these.  In other words, they basically riff through the movie as in MST3K, but sans the robot guises, and without appearing onscreen.  There’s also an occasional bumper skit, as on the old show.  The pacing of the gags is more relaxed, and a teeny bit naughtier.

The first whack at it is no great shakes (although it’s the not the utter disaster of the Elvira / Screech MST3K rip-off special that, sadly, TV’s Frank produced back in the day).  Still, it’s an enjoyable, diverting enough hour and twenty minutes, assuming the viewer isn’t dedicated to carping about how it’s not as good as the old show was.  It isn’t, but so what?  Better than nothing.

The movie itself is a downer social drama / heist film of the sort where you know all will end badly.  It’s claim to fame is that a (comparatively) young Rue McClanahan, later one of TV’s Golden Girls, plays a stripper.  Frankly, Ms. McClanahan was no great looker even in her salad days, looking a bit like a second-rate Joan Crawford (who I never found attractive either) with bad skin.  The cries of horror heard during her striptease were presumably not that difficult to fake.

The first wave of Film Crew movies will be released on a more or less monthly basis, with Killers from Space (August) and Wild Women of Wongo (Sep) up next.  I think The Giant of Marathon is also scheduled at some point.   I can’t say I’m planning to buy these (unless they come out in a cheap box set at some point), but I’ll certainly rent them.

The guys also have downloadable commentaries for more famous fiascos like Battlefield Earth for sale over at Rifftrax.com, although personally my knowledge of what an MP3 is, is about as developed as my understanding of quantum physics.  I’m sure the rest of you aren’t similarly retarded, though.

  • El Santo

    I’ve downloaded two RiffTrax: Star Trek VI and The Matrix, neither of which are terrible movies. I’ve only listened to the Star Trek one, and it was like reliving MST3K all over again. It’s sorta even better in some ways: at least with Star Trek, everyone’s already familiar with the characters so there’s new avenues of humor to pursue.

    Like in one scene they dub Spock, drink in hand, saying to the female Vulcan: “Knock this back and lose the top.” And Kirk constantly saying “Spooooooock” (an often used MST3K joke). Also a few “Sulu is gay” jokes that I probably shouldn’t have laughed at so much. :p

    I’d love to see if Mike Nelson could some day rope in some of the older talents, like Joel Hodgson and Trace Beaulieu. They already got Mary Jo Pehl (Pearl Forrester) to do one track.

  • Hasimir Fenring

    In an interview with Mike Nelson on Something Awful around the time Rifftrax.com was starting up, Mike says he keeps in contact with many MST3K cast members (mentioning Beaulieu, my personal favourite riffer, by name) and that it is ‘entirely possible’ some of them will show up on future Rifftrax.

    I highly recommend Rifftrax to any fan of the show, provided the riffing aspect is enough for you (since there aren’t any skits or visual gags). I love some of the high-profile stinkers they’ve chosen (though I still don’t quite understand the appeal of choosing *good* movies for riffing), and yes, for me it’s even more fun to mock John Revolta and Patrick Swayze than Peter Graves and John Philip Law.

  • tk

    In case you are serious about the MP3 thing:

    MP3 is a standard for compressing sound, but usually refers to the actual binary files containg the sound (ends in ‘.mp3’). The trade-of is quality for storage apace (i.e. less bandwith requirement and room for more songs on your player)
    Play them on any computer (from this millenium, that is) or an MP3 player (like Ipod) etc.

    :-)

  • OK, I followed none of that. Well, little of it. I sort of know what a computer is, but past that…nada.