At the movies (2/12/10): Ouch!

Actually, a lot of weekends are probably like this, but you know you’re in trouble when Percy Jackson and the Olympians gets the highest Rotten Tomato Score of that week’s three releases.

Actually, that’s not that surprising, really. The film is directed by Christopher Columbus, who directed the first couple of Harry Potter movies this new would-be series is clearly trying to ape. And Columbus is a solid director, if few people’s idea of an auteur. The film also drew a surprisingly strong supporting cast, including Pierce Brosnan, Uma Thurman and Sean Bean. However, even trouncing the competition, PJ drew a not exactly awesome 54% positive rating, which still leaves it a SPLAT! at the site.

Coming in worst is the *cough* ‘all-star’ romantic comedy Valentine’s Day. Guys being dragged to this by their girlfriends (the one they themselves dragged to see Transformers 2, so boo hoo) will no doubt wince to see the film’s paltry 17% positive score. The ladies will probably find it what they wanted, though, and leave in a happy mood. So gentlemen, suck it up and then try to take advantage of her good mood later in the evening.

Most depressing, of course, is the extremely lame 31% score for The Wolfman. I mean, I doubt few are surprised, given the way the release date kept getting pushed back, and the talks of ‘additional shooting’ late in the process. Still, it would have been nice if this had worked. I’m still a bit offput by that R rating, too, especially given the way many reviews harp on how gory the film is. Was that really necessary for a remake of The Wolf Man? We’re not exactly talking Friday the 13th, here. I hope Universal learns something from this before they trot out Creature of the Black Lagoon. Remember a little something called The Sixth Sense? That did OK at the box office.

Anyway, consider this an open thread if anyone sees one of these, or something else at a theater this weekend.

  • I didn’t drag my girlfriend to Transformers 2, she liked it!!!

  • The point is still broadly true. Guys drag girls to movies like Transformers 2, girls drag guys to movies like Valentine’s Day.

    Hey, could be worse, could be Sex & the City 2.

  • GalaxyJane

    Humph, I drag the men in my life to see “Plan 9 From Outer Space” at 2 am. If they have a good time, they are potential keepers.

    I once had a boyfriend who was obsessed with rom-coms and Family Guy. Those alone are good enough reasons for him to be an ex.

  • BeckoningChasm

    For the most part, January and February are the studios’ dumping grounds so the lack of quality stuff is not exactly unexpected. Of course, maybe they’re opening Wolf Man now cos there’s a full moon? (No idea if there is and too lazy to look at a calendar.)

    I saw Transformers 2 last night. I can’t imagine dragging anyone to it, really. Except Tommy Wiseau. That would be cool.

  • GJ — If nerds could clone you, you’d represent 17% of all women in the country.

  • “This movie is tearing me apart!”

  • Ericb

    “Oh, hi Optimus Prime.”

  • Food

    [quote]Of course, maybe they’re opening Wolf Man now cos there’s a full moon?[/quote]

    Right now, it’s almost the precise opposite. We’re either at or a couple days from new moon.

  • BeckoningChasm

    “But Megatron, Johnny’s my best friend!”

  • BeckoningChasm

    “Hey Denny, wanna toss the Allspark around?”

    Sorry, I’ll stop now.

  • sandra

    The trouble with remakes is, either the original movie was crap, in which case, why remake it ? OIr else the original movie was a classic (PSYCHO, DAY OF THE JACKAL ) in which case, the remake is never going to live up to the original, so why don’t they just re-release THAT, like they did with the original GODFATHER ? And don’t even get me started on movies based on old tv series ! I suppose MY MOTHER THE CAR – THE MOVIE is in development as its just about the only one left.

  • Ericb

    Until they figure out a way to translate game shows onto the big screen.

  • Elizabeth

    One good reason to remake a classic movie is the possibility of adding new elements. For The Wolf Man, that means effects and gore. Because of all the changes in technology and social standards, they had a real chance to take the old material in a new and interesting direction.

    Unfortunately, while effects and gore can make an already scary movie even scarier, they won’t do you any good if you don’t have your key elements (suspense, atmosphere, timing) in place. A shame, too, because I thought Benicio del Toro would make a fabulous wolf-man — he already looks half-feral most of the time.

    Oh, and Ken: from the reviews, it doesn’t sound like anybody’s going to be dragging anybody else to see Valentine’s Day, unless it’s the Team Jacob girls looking for some hot hot Taylor Lautner action. And they’d probably rather just watch New Moon again, I think he’s shirtless for like 90% of that.

  • BeckoningChasm

    The wolf man is a classic story idea–innocent man who can’t control his murderous impulses. Jeckyl and Hyde is the same thing. A good film-maker could take the story and made a really good movie, as witness the fact that there are several pretty good wolf-man movies.

    The problem is, you just can’t make a good movie anymore and be done with it. There’s merchandising, marketing to the biggest audience (while trying to retain the core), and–the big reason–no one in Hollywood is really interested in storytelling. Of course, the older films were made by folks who wanted to make money, too, but they knew they had to have a product they could be proud of.