NOT Monster of the Day #1

“Hello, Operator? I’d like to make a trunk call.”

(The kids still know what a trunk call is, right?)

Look, there are covers I like or have a really, REALLY funny joke for (like the one above) that don’t feature monsters. So I’m doing a week of those. I’M MAD WITH POWER, I TELLS YA. What are you doing to do? Stop reading?! Ha! I’m invulnerable! I’m the Joy Reid of…whatever this is now.