Hey, an item about a crap sequel instead of a crap remake!

Per Rotten Tomatoes:

“Yahoo! Movies reports that Molly Ringwald (For Keeps) is ready to consider a sequel to 1984’s Sixteen Candles. No word yet as to whether writer/director John Hughes (Sixteen Candles, Curly Sue) is involved in the reputed project, but the 37-year-old actress has claimed to have read (and enjoyed) a new screenplay.”

I like how the article invokes the films For Keeps and Curly Sue as presumed prods to help us remember who these people are.

  • KurtVon

    Especially odd since I suspect she is better known for “16 Candles” than “For Keeps” in the first place.

    “Rumors suggest Mark Hamill (Corvette Summer) will be appearing in Star Wars Episode 7.”

  • “In other news, Harrison Ford (Hollywood Homicide, Working Girl) just wrapped Indiana Jones 4, while Sean Connery (Entrapment, Zardoz) is being considered an outside shot as the next James Bond.”

  • “Paris Hilton (House of Wax) has a new ‘oops, really, this wasn’t meant for the public, wow, how did this happen?’ porn video out, but with a twist…it features hot girl-on-girl action with Pamela Anderson (Barb Wire).”

  • This would be a great thread over at Jabootu.

  • “Arnold Schwartzenegger (The Long Goodbye) and Kevin Bacon (Friday the 13th) have agreed to star in Richard (The Baby and the Battleship) Attenborough’s big screen biopic of comedy team Laurel and Hardy.”