Posts By: Ken Begg

I feel seen! If I were crawling out of a steamer trunk (and I mean, now, when I’m technically alive), it would be exactly this painful and awkward looking. Only with a… Read Article →

When you think about it, this is basically the decision Anna Nicole Smith made.* (*Another of Ken’s extremely contemporary references.) Related PostsNot Monster of the Day #13… (Apr 3, 2025) Monster of… Read Article →

Look, the guy’s got issues. However, he basically has more hair left than I do. So he’s got that going for him. Related PostsNot Monster of the Day #3 (Mar 6, 2025)… Read Article →

“Satan’s Stradavari!” Oh, fancy. We watched The Stabilizer (as reviewed here) on Friday’s Watch Party. It went over well, I thought, which didn’t surprise me. That movie’s great. Related PostsMonster of the… Read Article →

“WHAT’S GOING ON?! WHAT IS IT??? WHAT’S HAPPENING?! IS IT SCARY?? IT’S SCARY, RIGHT?!!” Happy Friday, chums. Watch something stupid this weekend. We can help with that, actually. Cast your eyes at… Read Article →

From the aptly named Realistic Comics. Related PostsMonster of the Day #3666 (Jan 22, 2025) Monster of the Day #3656 (Jan 6, 2025) Monster of the Day #3655 (Jan 3, 2025) Monster… Read Article →

Lady, you need to buy some new blouses. Also, it’s the ashtray on the desk that sells this an as actual vintage cover. Do kids even know that those are anymore? Related… Read Article →

“Invulnerable” might be overstating it a bit. Winter is here, although we haven’t gotten too much snow yet. How are things with you guys? Watch Party on Friday. It’s a goodie. Related… Read Article →