Monster of the Day #551
“Hi, I came to welcome you to the neighborhood, and…wow, these round windows are really a thing now, huh?”
Rock Baker’s Video Cheese: The Thirsty Dead (1975)
“What would you do if, to live forever, you had to drain others of their lives?” Actually, a better title for this Filipino adventure movie would have been ‘The Deadly Thirst.’ Some… Read Article →
Monster of the Day #550
“In the aberrant activities system, the clone race collective is represented by two separate but equally important groups, the Karlacs who investigate aberrations, and the Mortags who execute the offenders. These are… Read Article →
Monster of the Day #549
He tried, but she could see right through him.
Monster of the Day #548
Crowds groaned as Space Mussolini began the third parsec of his speech.
Cruel Jaws (1995)
Say what you will, but that title will prove all too accurate. (The film was also known as Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws. I’m not sure if Spielberg ever gave his permission for… Read Article →
Monster of the Day #547
“TURN…THE DRYER…OFF!”
Monster of the Day #546
Not a great movie by any means (although it had it’s moments of lowgrade near-wit), but a great cast. This one might be remembered by Viewers of a Certain Age due to… Read Article →
UPDATED: Monster of the Day #545
Let’s take one last trip on the Night Train to Error. (See what I did there?) And yes, I think that’s supposed to be a ‘real’ person under the monster. OK, I… Read Article →
Monster of the Day #544
“Quick, Henry, the Flit!” (C’mon, I haven’t used that one in over a month now.}