Yep, it’s Ye Olde Haunted Object time. Hey, it’s economical, right. You know what else was economical back in 1990? Nudity! It seems at least a few of the film’s three (!)… Read Article →

Nudity was so much more common in these things back in the day. This softcore riff on Beauty and the Beast was quite popular on cable, as I recall, probably because its… Read Article →

I saw this in theaters back in the back. It was well enough made, but it has one of those endings I just hate. For a lot of bizarre factors, the Cubs… Read Article →

Sadly, I think this was meant to be funny, because if they had played it straight I’d definitely want to see it.

It’s Edgar Allan Poe, only with lots of naked boobs! Finally!

Well, there’s your problem.

I hope everyone had a great week!

I still occasionally have one of those “Wow, I’m old!” moments. One was when I realized Roger Corman’s heralded returned to directing occurred twenty-six years ago.

“Wanna screw?”* {*You know that time when one of your less funny friends comes up with the perfect line, and you’re all jealous? This is that.}