The copping of a feel was ENTIRELY accidental.

For a skeleton it looks a little ‘tubby.’ (Still got it.) Off to work, then cat-sitting. Well, putting out cat food five or six times. Have a great weekend, everyone. Watch something… Read Article →

“MY GOD!!” he thought, struggling to comprehend what was before him. “THAT WOMAN IS SMOKING HOT!” Happy 2025, everyone!

OK, I don’t even know what’s happening here, but….skellington! Last day of 2024!

The 1979 Salem’s Lot telemovie also featured a Nosferatu-like vampire, entirely different from the novel’s urbane master vampire. I think they’ve adapted Salem’s Lot a couple of times since, but they disappeared… Read Article →

Hey, so, Shadow of the Vampire. I’m not featuring it because a) I saw it at it’s premiere showing at the Music Box Theatre, where, b) a young lady in the audience… Read Article →

Hello! I hope everyone had a great Christmas. No Watch Party next week, I’ll be catsitting at my sister’s. So…Jan 10th, I think? That will be the next one. I didn’t run… Read Article →

The monster to revisit this week is Count Orlok, the barely (and legally indistinguishable) stand-in for Dracula in 1922 seminal Nosferatu. I’ve said that roughly 90% of horror movie tropes originated from… Read Article →

I mentioned Leviathan yesterday, but again, I really get much out of it. It was a turgid remake of The Thing, I thought. Still, this was the last great era for practical… Read Article →