Worst Marco Polo player ever.

Back to life!  I hope everyone had a wonderful couple of weeks while I was down in Texas.

Nice design, although a bit redundant. The series already had a skeleton-faced knife-wielder. I never saw this guy, so he must come from a later entry. Jester was the last of the… Read Article →

Since I’ll be on Texas Hiatus as of Wednesday, might as well continue with Puppet Master.

That’s a pretty sweet design. The shot was much better composed than this, a nice widescreen shot (to emphasize the small size of the puppet, probably). I cut it down to focus… Read Article →

Oh, this is the best bit!* [*Do you see what I did there?]

Well, that sucks.* [*Ken Begg, the Oscar Wilde of the 21st Century.]

Sadly, the puppet I most closely resemble. aka, Marlon Brando, the Later Years.

We’ve never really given Charles Band enough love on these pages, so let’s pay a little homage to that fine gent, who gave us many, many hours of cheezy enjoyment in the… Read Article →