Monster of the Day #793
Michael Jackson: The Final Days
Michael Jackson: The Final Days
An appalling, monstrous abomination of nature. But useful when you’ve lost your keys.
OK, I’m sure this has been addressed over the character’s long history. But wouldn’t about the worst part of his Clark Kent alter ego be plane flights? I mean, you’re sent by… Read Article →
Boy, you never find out until after the wedding! Am I right, gentlemen? Worse, she immediately put on like 20 pounds.
Wow, bad news. One of the great character actors of the ’80s and ’90s, Mr. Lauter specialized in playing dickwad cops and other assorted douches. He’s perhaps best remembered on these pages… Read Article →
It Came From Outer Space…To Steal My Smoking Jacket! Darling, quick, hide my fez!
Things went horribly wrong when they lost control of the Yo Gabba Gabba lab.
“You should have seen the humans that got away! They were twelve feet tall if they were an inch!”
“How about that Brooke Shields? She’s wild, isn’t she?”
Actually, it kinda starts Thursday night (Halloween, no less), when you can come join me and Patty and Kirk for dinner in Houston if you like. Contact me at ken@jabootu.com for details…. Read Article →