Monster of the Day #791

Updated on October 18, 2013 By Ken Begg 6 Comments

Boy, you never find out until after the wedding! Am I right, gentlemen?

Worse, she immediately put on like 20 pounds.

Marsden

Once they bolt their ass to the couch in front of Oprah poping bon bons by the bucket, well… a little scales are the least of your worries.
Ericb

Morning after the worst beer goggles ever.
MrTongoRad

“I’ll be with you in a few minutes, dear. I have to put my face on.”
Flangepart

If he’s dentist…you know why he’s screaming.
Ken_Begg

Well, he’s always looking down in the mouth anyway.
Eric Hinkle

You should’ve seen how drunk SHE was. She thought she went home with Godzilla last night.

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