Monster of the Day #791

Boy, you never find out until after the wedding! Am I right, gentlemen?

Worse, she immediately put on like 20 pounds.

  • Marsden

    Once they bolt their ass to the couch in front of Oprah poping bon bons by the bucket, well… a little scales are the least of your worries.

  • Ericb

    Morning after the worst beer goggles ever.

  • MrTongoRad

    “I’ll be with you in a few minutes, dear. I have to put my face on.”

  • Flangepart

    If he’s dentist…you know why he’s screaming.

  • Ken_Begg

    Well, he’s always looking down in the mouth anyway.

  • Eric Hinkle

    You should’ve seen how drunk SHE was. She thought she went home with Godzilla last night.