Monster of the Day #792

An appalling, monstrous abomination of nature.

But useful when you’ve lost your keys.

  • Gamera977

    Gives a whole new definition to the term ‘hairy eyeball’…

  • Flangepart

    Well, they sure ain’t Betty Davis eyes…

  • Ericb

    More like Joan Crawford eyes.

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  • MrTongoRad

    If he’s also got fog lights and high beams then he could get around in all sorts of conditions- look out world!

  • Marsden

    Cousin Itt really looks different with that new hairstyle!

  • Eric Hinkle

    Kinda reminds me of that one old Marvel Comics monster/supervillain Xemnu the Titan.

    And OT but I just watched the immortal “Plan 9 From Outer Space” on the local TV station. It may have been the world’s worst movie once, but after years of SyFy originals it looks pretty good in comparison!

  • Gamera977

    I’ll take P9FOS over any SF movie of the week. P9 at least had personality unlike that soulless cookie-cutter drek of SF Channel.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Agreed. Heck, I’d call P9FOS superior to films made in its own time like “Beast of Yucca Flats”. P9 is at least amusing in its lunacy, Yucca Flats is an utter bore.

  • Gamera977

    Can’t argue with that!

  • Flangepart

    Hear hear! Plan 9 is a fun fest compared to a flick where the CGI is the only actor on screen.

  • Ken_Begg

    Well, that indeed is what makes Plan 9 or Robot Monster or The Room so indelible. You’re sitting there watching a movie that nobody else could have made. The exact opposite of the cookie-cutter SyFy approach.

    I’ll defend Beast of Yucca Flats, though. The narration alone makes it a hoot. It’s no Plan 9, but it has its charms.

  • SteveWD

    MANOS – It could have only been made by an El Paso fertilizer salesman who never made a movie before.