“…in Boredom!” The Golden Rule of Schlock Filmmakers: If your movie sucks, make sure your poster is cool. And bonus points if you can blatantly rip off one of the most famous… Read Article →

Surely the knife’s just pro forma; the guy can tear apart Uboats with his bare hands.

“Hey! Hey!“

You know, I think a lot of these octopi were just minding their own business. Also, what a wuss Buck Rogers is. Everyone else uses a knife.

“You’re not getting out of the dog house this easy!” she’s thinking.

Man, when it rains, it pours.

“B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo, B-U bu, bicky bi bo bu…”

OK, I’m sure I’ve used some, or most, or all of these. We’ll just call it a holiday tradition then. Merry Christmas, everyone, to you and all your loved ones.

I hope this is better documented than this. What a prop!!!!!! Courtesy of the Maestro, Carlos Rambaldi. This was made for a proposed TV pilot, Hercules and the Princess of Troy. The… Read Article →