Here’s how it went. I saw The Godfather in a theater last night (not a bad movie, really) so I thought, “I’ll show a monster gangster” and ended up on Robert Loggia… Read Article →

This guy is established enough that they’re probably stuck with him. However, I doubt he’s a fan favorite. Part of the problem is that they clearly wanted him to be gross, but… Read Article →

I watched a few Japanese commercial compilations on YouTube. It seems Japanese commercials are often a bit weirder than American commercials, and more likely to feature monsters. This fellow was designed and… Read Article →

OK, I haven’t seen this, so maybe in the movie itself this is just a guy wearing an alligator skin. However, my faith sustains me. B-Fest is next week already. Good grief.

Here’s the IP that ‘inspired’ the upcoming Rock wants-to-be blockbuster and franchise tentpole. I mean, it’s kind of crazy, right? Or is it me?

Well, this and even Meg (finally!) are supposed to come out this year. Has the new Godzillaverse actually made giant monster movies viable in the States again? We’ll see, I guess. They… Read Article →

Well, it’s probably better than DinoCroc. Maybe.

This film, a clear Mighty Joe Young knock-off (to the EXTREME!) looks awful serious for a flick based on what I recall as a very primitive video game. Looks like they’re in… Read Article →

What a magical year for horror films. Not just another Resident Evil (or Hellraiser or Rings or Jeepers Creepers or Annabelle the Doll or Flatliners or Saw or Chucky or Children of… Read Article →

This one actually looks promising, as everyone who saw it in the theater (a good half dozen people) immediately dubbed it terrible. Ah, but my heart has been broken so many times.