Monster of the Day #721

So we close out our second series of Kona covers with this beaut.

“Kona! KONA! We’re over here! By this cave! Keep them away from the potato salad! Kona! KONA!”

  • Flangepart

    Okey, he’s dead. One swift head move, a bite, and Kona is ant food.
    But of course he survives the cover art…

  • Eric Hinkle

    Unless he has an iron skull like Curly Howard. Then the gi-ant bites him on the noggin and it shatters its mandibles.

  • Cullen Waters

    “Cut the antennae! Cut the antennae! It’s helpless without them!”

    or

    “”Honey, I told you the deals offered at dreamland shore were too good to be true! look, the plumbing comes right out of the ground.”

    “Yeah, I’m not really concerned about the plumbing right now…”

  • Rock Baker

    Oh, that’s wonderful!

  • bgbear_rogerh

    filthy commie red ants

  • Gamera977

    ‘Kona! We’ll um… ah… bravely protect the supplies in the cave while you fight the giant fire ants!’

  • Eric Hinkle

    Kona: “I have to tell you — after fifteen years of this, I’m starting to hate you guys!”

  • Marsden

    Maybe Kona is just so dangerous with that knife the only safe place for the family is out of range. I heard that’s what happened to the first few families, just saying.