B-Movie Haiku

Updated on March 24, 2005 By Ken Begg 6 Comments

she dies, his soul fixed
yes, I know it’s hard to tell
take our word for it

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  • “Change of Habit”? No, no, “Exorcist II.” That’s my final answer.

  • Let me try one:

    here, kitty kitty
    I got the poison in my blood!
    The litter box of doom

  • OK, that was too vague, so I revamped it.

    BC, nice try, but the meter should be 5-7-5.

  • “The Uninvited” should get an extra syllable, since it goes out of its way to be…unique.

  • Now I’m thinking the film is Sweet November. There I go thinking again….

  • Here, kitty kitty
    “I got poison in my blood!”
    Greydon Clark damns us