Ken the Krazy Konsumer…

I’m sure some of you think I’m a dick because I keep link-whoring to Amazon products so as to finance my affluent lifestyle.  (And I’m sure many of you think I’m a dick for many other reasons, but today I’m addressing this one.)

Just so you know, though, although I’m keeping a tighter rein on the purse than in the past–as are many of us–I still occasionally buy stuff I don’t need.

Today I received a box of 29 (!) DVD-Rs from Something Weird.  Each disc contains a selection of old industrial and educational shorts, of the sort often poked fun at on MST3K.  (Indeed, I imagine there is some overlap.)  The discs sell for something like $12 each plus shipping, but every once in a while they put up a set of them on eBay for a much lower starting bid price.  I won the last time, and with shipping got all 29 discs for like $160 or thereabouts.  So that’s about five and a half bucks a disc. I figure if nothing else I can resell them at that price.

Each disc has somewhere in the area of two hours of stuff on it, so the real question is, will I ever actually watch all of this, as opposed to all the other hundreds of unwatched DVDs I already own.

My plan is to watch at least one short a day.  So at that rate the set might eke out for over half a year or more.  Anyway, see, I buy a lot of crap, too.  And so the lesson of Marley’s Ghost goes right past me once more.

  • BeckoningChasm

    Heck, I like the Amazon links. Whether I buy or not (and I’m a bit too poor at the moment), if nothing else I’m informed of what’s out there. I put House in my queue when you mentioned it.

  • How many people on the face of this planet would be envious of Ken for owning hundreds of hours of industrial shorts? And am I wrong in suspecting that a large percentage of them read this very blog?

    Count me among their number – Ken bring some of them to Tween Fest so we can watch them at home if nothing else.

    In other news I saw the Spanish film TRAGIC CEREMONY last week which oddly steals stock footage from ITSELF to pad out the length.

  • John Campbell

    Dr. Rockso the Rock -n- Roll clown says:

    Kkkkkkkkens’s Kkkkkkkkrazy!

  • Rock Baker

    One of these days I’m going to have a ton of expendible income (I might have a token ammount if more people would read comic books today!), and I’m going to stock up on pretty much the exact same thing from Something Werid. Industrial shorts, cartoons, commercials and pitch reels, odd old movies, trailer compilations… Maybe I’ll just buy out their entire inventory and spend a couple hours each night going through it all. And then I can spend another few years with the contents of the Sinister Cinema catalog, and then I’ll move on to Nina’s Duiscount Oldies, and then I’ll use Ebay to fill in the gaps.

    Yes, this is exactly the kind of thing I dream about. Brother, can you spare a Dame?

  • Hey, Sandy, according to the cover art on one of the discs, one of the shorts stars William Kerwin.

  • Is it “Carving Magic”? The short included on the Blood Feast DVD? (Which i reviewed along with Blood Feast)? Do I score a prize?

  • fish eye no miko

    Sandy Petersen said: “which oddly steals stock footage from ITSELF to pad out the length.”

    “Soon he’ll be flashing back to the beginning of the flashback.”

  • roger h

    “Carving Magic” also has Harvey Corman.