Stuff…

Although Robert Downey Jr. is no longer attached, the Cowboys & Aliens movie looks to be shaping up nicely.  Jon Faveau is to direct, and the reported cast now includes Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford.

A great review of the upcoming Gamera, The Giant Monster (the Japanese version of the original film) can be found here. Sad news on the inclusion of the American cut, however, which sounds like it will be blocked for a long time.  However, Shout Factory will also be releasing similar DVDs of the subsequent Gamera movies, too.

The ‘8os nostalgia cycle (it’s generational) continues with announced remakes of Private Benjamin (just a few days following the announced remake of Overboard), Real Genius and Toxic Avenger.

Had a good TV night last night, what with a decent episode of The Human Target and a new Mythbusters.  HT did feature a surrogate Princess Diana, yet another in an endless parade of vapid individuals garnering a vast public interest that continues to mystify / disconcert me.  Mythbusters was fun, but the A team myth about spy car devices to elude pursuit (spikes, smokescreens, oil slicks) interested me a lot more than the B team physics myth about whether firing an object backward while it moved forward would cancel it’s momentum.

The season ender of HT next week looks really good, as it gives Chance’s origin story (ironically in that the show may never return).  There was also an extended commercial for the upcoming action flick The Losers.  The Losers I was conversant with was a DC WWII team, ala Easy Company in the Sgt. Rock books.  Apparently DC updated the concept at some point, because the new Losers looked exactly like an update of The A-Team.  Which is kind of funny because there’s also an actual A-Team movie coming out.  Still, two of them somewhat increases the odds that there’ll be a good one.

  • BeckoningChasm

    the reported cast now includes Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford.

    Uh oh. Hasn’t Harrison Ford been box office poison for some time? (Indiana Jones being the exception.)

  • alex

    I don’t understand why Warner and DC haven’t done a Sgt. Rock movie yet. He’s such a great character. I know there has been a few scripts floating since the 90s but c’mon how hard can it be to come up with a good Sgt. Rock movie? Especially with the wealth of great Robert Kanigher stories to choose from. They could do something like Sam Fuller did with The Big Red One.

  • I think it’s more that Ford’s just made a series of lousy movies. And he’ll just be a sidekick to Craig, anyway, I imagine.

  • I’d think they’d consider it more seriously if the WWII-era Cap movie does Iron Man-like business.

  • Rock Baker

    I can’t say I trust Hollywood to make a really good WWII comic book movie, so I’m not overly jazzed about Captain America. I’d love to see a good Captain America movie, but I don’t trust a big studio to leave the politics out of it.
    (Granted, if WWII comic book movies become popular, someone might fund a Dinosaur Girl movie. That’d make me happy)

  • My friend, that would make EVERYONE happy.

    Marvel largely avoided politicing up Iron Man, which is a character that lent himself a lot more to that sort of thing, so I remain hopeful. If it does happen to Cap, I’d expect it to occur more when he reaches the modern day, in the Avengers movie. Meanwhile, I hope they hired Joe Johnston because they liked what he did in The Rocketeer. If he manages to hit that note, the film will be incredible.

  • Foywonder

    “I don’t understand why Warner and DC haven’t done a Sgt. Rock movie yet”

    It almost happened and you probably wouldn’t have been happy. It was going to be set in the future battling aliens and Schwarzenegger was in talks to star.

  • This brings us back to the TriStar Godzilla movie question: Does calling a movie by a certain title make it such a movie?

  • Rock Baker

    Sgt. Rock was going to be fighting future aliens?!? Boy, am I glad THAT one didn’t get off the ground!
    The Rocketeer. Ah, The Rocketeer, I’ve been waiting almost 20 years for a sequel! I imagine a remake will be in talks pretty soon, I heard tell of a new Roger Rabbit so anything’s possible.

  • tim

    they’re remaking real genius? JFC, why? there’s not a thing wrong with the original. why not just re-release that?

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Yay, Gamera movies!

    Why would anyone bother remaking Toxic Avenger? I have a feeling the target audience is perfectly happy with the original, and everyone else is going, “The Toxic what?” I guess if they tried to make a straight, more serious remake it might be interesting, but I have a feeling they’ll camp it up and it’ll be even worse than the original (and outdoing Troma in the crappy movie department is not something to be proud of.)