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“Today, in a press conference, Jabootu stated firmly, ‘I have NOTHING to do with this’…”

Man, I thought the bullet point title was scary…then I saw the rest!

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Eddie Murphy in The Misadventures of Fluffy

Risky Business is reporting that Eddie Murphy is attached to produce and could potentially star in The Misadventures of Fluffy, a new buddy comedy that’s been set up at Paramount.

Sam Pitman and Adam Cole-Kelly sold the pitch for the R-rated comedy and will write the script. The project is described as a road trip film through New York featuring talking animals.

Paramount was already working with Eddie Murphy business, as writers are currently being sought for the studio’s Beverly Hills Cop 4.

by Ken Begg

17 Comments to ““Today, in a press conference, Jabootu stated firmly, ‘I have NOTHING to do with this’…””

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I think Sally Field might be available.

KeithB said this on November 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

An R rated comedy featuring talking animals? Uh, that sounds a kinda sick.

Ericb said this on November 19th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Why?

Blackadder said this on November 19th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Been done: “Fritz the Cat” by Bakshi.

KeithB said this on November 19th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

I only see this working if one of the critters is an ugly, stout little mole with a preference for…relating to younger animals. We could call him “Roman Mole-anski.”

I’d better stop talking before I give them ideas.

Mr. Rational said this on November 19th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Seriously: WHY make these movies? Is the public really demanding a fourth Beverly Hills Cop movie and a toilet humor talking animal buddy comedy?

Blackadder said this on November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

“Why”

Maybe I just have a dirty mind but the idea of raunchy comedy with animals (we’er talking Eddie Murphy here) just makes me think of that CSI episode with the fuzzies.

Ericb said this on November 19th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

At the risk of throwing out my credibility… furries, not fuzzies.

And I fear that that’s exactly what they’re going to use to base this off of. *sighs and shakes my head*

Of course, can you really be too surprised? Babe was a success, Babe 2 was a success, Dr. Doolittle was a success – mix it in with letting Eddie Murphy go *completely* off the hook, and how could it *possibly* go wrong?

The sad thing is, it really can’t. It’s going to be a commercial success. It just really, really, really shouldn’t be.

Jason Leisemann said this on November 19th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

I’m going to go out on a limb and declare that in fact there is every chance that this WON’T be a commercial success. It is possible for a movie to be So Bad it fails, despite Hollywood’s blessing.

Look at The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

sandy petersen said this on November 19th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

I will NOT look at The Adventures of Pluto Nash! Isn’t it enough that you made me look at Nightmare City?!

Chad R. said this on November 20th, 2009 at 1:55 am

I’m afraid that Jabootu’s denials have no plausibility. His influence is obviously all over this. And, frankly, from the last few movies Eddie Murphy’s done it’s a near certainty that he has become a full fledged acolyte of the Horned One. Or has no one seen “Daddy Day Camp?” Tell me that Jabootu didn’t have his horns in that one.

P Stroud said this on November 20th, 2009 at 7:05 am

Except that jabootu usually avoids “comedy.” I sense a much darker force at work here.

Ericb said this on November 20th, 2009 at 7:19 am

P…and believe me, I’m not proud that I know this…but it’s called “Daddy Day Care.” And I can testify that Jabootu had nothing to do with it. His influence is usually more benign.

Mr. Rational said this on November 20th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I don’t think Jabootu’s influence is ever benign. And anyway, Nightmare City was PROFITABLE. That in fact makes it BETTER than Pluto Nash, right?

You should be praising me, not jeering.

Sandy Petersen said this on November 20th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

There was “Daddy Day Care” *and* “Daddy Day Camp.” Eddie Murphy wasn’t in “Day Camp” – so maybe he avoided Jabootu once, but…

(PS, I liked “Day Care”, it was formulaic, but not too bad, a nice turn-your-brain-off time waster. It would have been a good “made for TV” movie.)

KeithB said this on November 20th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Beverly Hills Cop 4?(…shudders….) I would say that should quit while there still ahead, except they blew that when they made the third one!

G Stewart said this on November 20th, 2009 at 7:08 pm

Dear Eddie Murphy,

Shit like this is why you don’t have an Oscar for Dreamgirls.

Love,
Hollywood