Monster of the Day #3270

Marvel, even pre-Internet, wisely headed off getting a ton of letters from pedants like me yelling, “He’s not Frankenstein!!”

We recently learned, though, that all the ‘Monster’s’ [named by a patriarchal cisnorm scientist, of course] parts were from the corpses of women of color and that thus [insert preferred pronoun] is better than all the other monsters and people and pretty much everyone. Proof of that is that the ‘Monster’ (because all strong women are ‘monsters’ to some people) is drawn to look much like Captain Marvel is drawn now.

Here, for instance, Dracula tries to mansplain why [insert preferred pronoun] shouldn’t remove his coffin lid in the daytime, and Frankenstein’s Better is all, “Are you talking to me? Because you better not be talking to me!”

Happy Friday, everyone! Watch something stupid this weekend.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I think that’s Gene Colan drawing and definitely Tom Palmer inking. They were a great team.

  • Gamera977

    Dracula: ‘Vait, I am vhat bigots call undead. I prefer the term ‘biologically-challenged.”

  • Wade Harrell

    I always liked the fur-vest look for the monster, I guess the origin is the sheepskin from Son of Frankenstein?

  • Ken_Begg

    I would think so, yes. Or Sonny Bono.

  • The Elusive Robert Denby

    I’ve been reading you since the early days. Today’s shitty comments make it clear that I don’t need to anymore.

  • Wade Harrell

    They should have made the shirt a turtleneck! It’s funny how that movie gave us that look and is also the origin of the Igor character (spelled Ygor in the film of course). Last night I watched “Young Frankenstein” for probably the millionth time and as always thought about how the Igor in that movie is obviously based on Fritz from the original but acknowledges the tradition of merging the name Igor with the hunchbacked assistant. I wonder where that transition first occurred?

  • That’s too bad. In the twenty some years I’ve been coming to this site I’ve often enjoyed reading the comments you never made and sharing in the conversations we’ve never had. I’m certain that everyone here will share the same depth of sorrow at the loss of your presence. May you find everything you deserve in the most expedient and forceful manner possible. Cheers!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    He’s just miffed because his performance in “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” got panned by the local drama critic.

  • If he put as much effort into the role as he did this post, I’m not surprised it got panned.