Stop the Presses!!

Headline of the Day, via the IMDB: “‘Rush Hour’ Star [Chris] Tucker Busted for Speeding

And if that weren’t earth-shaking enough:

Lohan Sees Red Singer and upcoming Herbie: Fully Loaded star Lindsay Lohan has broken her promise to maintain her famous red hair forever – by dying it platinum blonde. The sexy Mean Girls actress pledged never to alter her locks in an interview with People magazine last year, but has stunned fans by dramatically changing color. However, Lohan’s spokeswoman insists the teen singer/actress had no choice in the matter. She tells website Pagesix.Com, “She only dyed it temporarily for a movie role. It’s easier to do the real thing than wear a wig.”

And if you have a heart condition, you may want to stop reading before you learn that actor James Caan has just filed for divorce from his fourth wife.