Exclusive Deepak Chopra Priority Offer
You know me so well, Chicago Tribune.
I should note the ad refers to Mr. Chopra as a “leading world-renowned figure,” as opposed to the other kind, and further offers one an “unforgettable life-changing evening.” Not like those more plebeian, eminently forgettable ones. Anyway, with wordsmithery like that, one can see why the newspaper business is booming right now.
