Monster of the Day #1439
Sadly, I think this was meant to be funny, because if they had played it straight I’d definitely want to see it.
Sadly, I think this was meant to be funny, because if they had played it straight I’d definitely want to see it.
It’s Edgar Allan Poe, only with lots of naked boobs! Finally!
Well, there’s your problem.
I hope everyone had a great week!
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I still occasionally have one of those “Wow, I’m old!” moments. One was when I realized Roger Corman’s heralded returned to directing occurred twenty-six years ago.
“Wanna screw?”* {*You know that time when one of your less funny friends comes up with the perfect line, and you’re all jealous? This is that.}
Always after you’ve put the ring on their finger, am I right, gentlemen?
Ah, that’s the stuff.
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