Wow. A Vamp that big…guy’d have to drain two a night to keep it together.
bgbear_rnh
The victim need a step stool.
Eric Hinkle
I wonder if that’s why you never see obese vampires? The whole effort involved in getting enough victims to stay topped off just leads the vampire hunters to their (coffin) doors even faster?
Gamera977
Reminds me of jokes about halfling vampires in our old AD&D group. ‘Look into my eyes. NO, down here! You are under my power. Go get a stepladder and come back….’
The Midnight Hour? Or is this the other one with the guy who played Dwayne Wayne it it? Def by Temptation?
The Rev.
Def by Temptation didn’t have a vampire, and the monster was female, so that’s not what this is. It could be The Midnight Hour. (Levar Burton was in that, right?) Although the main vampire there was female, but with so many people getting vamped this could be from it.