Grodd’s superintelligent plan was flawless. As predicted, the monster quickly fell victim to the wheelbarrow full of Burger King Spicy Chicken Fries™.

The monster looked like he’d cheesed because they woke him up. “Some of us have to work in the morning, you damn kids!”

Where do these writers get their ideas?

Apparently they have this new things where they can make your Internet “work.” So I thought, ‘That’s the ticket for me, Jack-O!’, and had they come to my house and do that…. Read Article →

As some may have deduced, my Internet travails continue. This is especially inopportune in that I no longer have Internet access at work. Techmaster Paul is coming over soon to see if… Read Article →

How to pick up chicks. Actually, this looks like something our old friend the Mighty Samson would fight

Betty Boop not only inspired the makers of Hausu, but those of Brainiac. That’s also what Galaxy Jane looks like after I’ve told my patented “out standing in his field” joke for… Read Article →

I’m 98% certain this is a scene from Hausu.